kopi hearts and lily pies

Monday, September 25, 2006
there was a feature of The Battle Of The Ant at the yellow coffeeshop today. it was BIG RED ANT versus ME. tuan ann and mark were freaking me out talking about finding an ant sticking out of my porridge.

mark can be a movie director. for what show? A BUGS LIFE. it was so funny lah. we laughed about how he squishes ants which bite him and he started talking about them going to heaven and complaining about their rights and how they go on strike against humans with signboards and squeeky voices!

i also mentioned about thoe freaking ants evolving into mutants. that now, they don't drown.they SWIM. the other two guys didnt believe it and started talking about x-men. -.- guyss.

then we saw my dad on the way back and he gave me that 'naughty, naughty' sign and i was like 'hey! i told you i go home with them what!' and daddy started laughing! lol the guys freaked out because they didnt notice him and all the while they were talking about killing ants.

retards right?

btw, MARK. I AM NOT AN ANT DESTROYER, YOU MURDERER! i mean, come on lah, imagine the poor ant stuck in between mark's thumb and index finger.. oh mann...

LOL

Vanessa, The Unfortunate Bimbo
Fine, i'll admit it- I can be absolutely brainless sometimes. But! But! But! I stress on the word 'SOMETIMES'. spell 'Seventeen', 'Hospitality and Tourism Management', 'HipHop and Modern Dance' and your name(: and you've got me!

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