kopi hearts and lily pies

Saturday, September 30, 2006
okay, i wrote this when i went kuku during study(at home) today. well, I forbid you all laugh! This is called Detressing. it's exaggerated. untrue. stupid. and hell yes, this is just for entertainment purposes. here goes:

Ever heard of mid-life crisis? Well, if you do, I suppose you'll understand what i mean when i mention a '16-year-old's crisis'. like how an old man retires from his precious job and finds himself retarded by sitting around at home doing nothing but rear birds, i retreat from a world of neon lights and crowded streets to a universe flooded by book planets. They grow bookworms like me on these plantes. sad bookworms. worms that study so hard but gain nothing from it. Nuh uh, no results. The goverent does not share its fruits of success here and i wished i could migrate back to singapore. but the ozone layer is blocking this tiny worm from wriggling through, and i ever did make it, i would either be vapourised halfway or be squished into mashed wormtato.

my skin's sagging. nevermind the planet's gravity, my body's gravity is far much greater. they dont exercise here in this planet. CCAs get cut off during Feburary and then it begins.. like the 'reign of terror' i had learnt in wormbook Russia, where Staling has decided to listen to the kukubirds and thought that it was wise to enlighten himself, not into a Buddha, but another kukubird, i am reliving a similar fate. Besides, i remember my daddy tell me that birds eat worms! hence, since i suppose kukubirds are birds too, wouldn't experiencing such a history kill us all too? curses.

my table has also turned into a 'timetable' -- like literally.
Thurs:Lit,EM
Fri:Eng,CL, Lit
Sat:Phy,Hist
Sun:AM,EM
(the list goes on..)
What?! I have no break during the weekends?!
Dear God, please pour out your salvation.


btw, i've scored A1 for Chem, B3 for Physics, C6 for social studies. i have mixed feelings for my humanities result. i got me darn confused during the paper and had expected to fail as i considered it, by far the worst (or second worst) paper for the prelims- the other being english. i'll work on my social studies. i'm happy with my sciences tho. had worked very hard to get the results and there was a tremendous improvement in the class! during mids, my phyics was 50% and now it's up to 68%. chem: 70%- 76%. cheers to everyone! :D continue working hard!

love!

Vanessa, The Unfortunate Bimbo
Fine, i'll admit it- I can be absolutely brainless sometimes. But! But! But! I stress on the word 'SOMETIMES'. spell 'Seventeen', 'Hospitality and Tourism Management', 'HipHop and Modern Dance' and your name(: and you've got me!

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